Edward Norton's new movie is entitled "Collateral Beauty." We tried to use our beauty as collateral to buy a car, but we only ended up with a 1989 Buick LeSaber.
Octavia Spencer stars in <a href="http://www.fox.com/red-band-society/" target="new">"Red Band Society,"</a> which is a moving dramedy about life in a cancer ward, and not a documentary on Kabbalah accessories.
The fantastic Olivia Jean's debut album is <i>Bathtub Love Killings</i>. We wish our apartment was big enough for bathtub love killings, but we have to settle for stand up shower love killings.
The cast of "Sons of Anarchy" -- including Charlie Hunnam, Tommy Flanagan, Jimmy Smits, Mark Boone Junior, Drea de Matteo, Kim Coates, Theo Rossi and creator Kurt Sutter-- are here. Let's hope for a minimal amount of gunfire.
The Cast of "Sons Of Anarchy"
We think you should always keep a First Aid Kit handy. Both the Swedish folk duo AND an actual first aid kit. Their album is <i>Stay Gold</i>.
First Aid Kit
Jessica Chastain stars in<a href="http://interstellar.withgoogle.com/" target="new">"Interstellar."</a> At least we think she does. Christopher Nolan is VERY secretive about his movies.
Adam Pally stars in "Most Likely To Murder," which is the same title we were voted here at CONAN.
Allen Strickland Williams once got a standing ovation for telling a single joke. At that rate if he tells more than two, the show may go long.
Allen Strickland Williams
To make <a href="http://www.nbc.com/the-voice/">"The Voice."</a> mentor Adam Levine more comfortable, we're going to install rotating red chairs on the set. And maybe one that just spins like a merry-go-round for LaBamba.
Chuck Todd is the moderator of "Meet the Press," political director at NBC, host of MTP Daily, editor of First Read, and on-air political analyst for "NBC Nightly News" and "TODAY." We think he might be superhuman.
Sylvan Esso self-titled debut album is out now and you can catch our tribute band, Woodsy Exxon, never.