Scraps
Scraps: The Conan Kick“Where’s my Oscar for 'The Joker?'” - Conan gives an Oscar-worthy performance at rehearsal.
Scraps: Daisy Saves AndyAndy’s dog, Daisy, is NOT a fan of this sketch where Santa Claus attacks her owner.
Scraps: Mutt RomneyConan comes up with a new, pun-based bit that's bound to become as iconic as the string dance.
Scraps: Caleb The Puppet“There’s been way darker s*** on this stage” – Caleb The Puppet gets defensive about his Scraps-bound sketch.
Scraps: Dogs Can’t See The Same As Humans!An "Audiencey Awards" sketch leaves Conan awestruck at rehearsal.
Scraps: King Korgie Vs. Dogzilla"You can see why we didn't want to put this on the air necessarily." - Conan on this cut sketch from #ConanCon
Scraps: The Seagull"Must have been a pretty late night for those scribes" - Conan questions the amount of work his writers put into this sketch.
Scraps: Oinko The BoinkoAs Andy Ritcher puts it, "this is like the sketch that we would do if we were faking being a sketch house as a cover for our drug smuggling operation."
Scraps: Distracted While OrgasmingThis coffee table book was so unpopular, it was cut from a comedy sketch about unpopular coffee table books.
Scraps: Scraps Of ScrapsA smorgasbord of CONAN rehearsal outtakes featuring fan favorite characters like Minty The Candy Cane and Jordan Schlansky.
Scraps: Celebrity Island"It’s tough when you get used to this kind of repartee...to go sit with real people." – Conan welcomes his staff back from a break
Scraps: That's It?Conan rehearses a half-baked sketch featuring Tony the Cameraman and no discernible ending.
Scraps: Matt Is Back"How dare you take time away from this show for your precious life." - Conan welcomes his head writer back from paternity leave
Scraps: Buttafuoco Is BackNews of a new Mary Jo Buttafuoco documentary prompts Conan to educate his interns about the incident from the early '90s.
Scraps: Andy Wants a Conan Pop FigureAndy Richter can barely contain his excitement about the #ConanCon Pop Figures.
Scraps: The "Meh" MurdersConan and Andy come up with the next great true crime docu-series, "The 'Meh' Murders."
Scraps: Jordan Schlansky's MasterpieceJordan Schlansky explains why "Star Wars" is superior to "Star Trek" for far far too long.
Scraps: Sarcastic Audience MemberComedian Steve Agee flubs a line at rehearsal and Andy doesn't let it pass unnoticed.
Scraps: A Hug From Brendon UrieConan chastises an audience member for giving him second billing on her sign.
Scraps: The Fake Sign"I say volume business, who gives a shit" - Andy Richter and Conan have very different reactions to a very fake sign in a sketch.
Scraps: Subway Time TravelAndy risks his life and the course of human history for a 6-inch Sweet Onion Chicken Teriyaki sandwich.
Scraps: Curtain TroubleConan and Andy take great joy in watching CONAN Set Designer Chris Goumas struggle with a curtain of his own design.
Scraps: Kent Zones OutConan tried to get Kent the cue-card guy's attention out an open window, but Kent was too busy grooving to his tunes.
Scraps: The "Sully" BirdWas the Sully Sullenberger incident an inside job among birds? Or did someone just pick up the wrong costume?
Scraps: The Bowel OwlThe Bowel Owl is here to explain the dangers of colorectal disease and infuriate Conan.
Scraps: Runaway Sex DollConan deconstructs the logic of the sketch while a stagehand attempts to make off with a prop...
Scraps: Selfies & The Masturbating BearConan greets the audience after a show to dissect the phenomena of the duckface and meet the son of The Masturbating Bear.
Scraps: The RavensThis "Game of Thrones" sketch is pushing the limits of CONAN's raven delivery service.
Scraps: Waiting For The Funny PartConan is left waiting for the punchline for a car gag. Some say he's still waiting to this very day...
Scraps: Audience Member Refuses Conan's AutographConan loves his fans—but his fans don't always return the sentiment.
Scraps: Andy Is In iOS 10A gif of Andy has made it into Apple's pantheon of greats, including Honey Boo-Boo & Judge Judy.
Scraps: LaBamba Is FamousLaBamba made the news and all Conan can focus on is what a lovely home he has.
Scraps: Celebrity Income BreakdownConan & Andy are delighted/bewildered by three jokes that link Ted Cruz, billy goats, and satyrs. Y'know — that old chestnut.
Scraps: He's Exhausted Himself“You think there’s any f***ing end to this?!” — There's no limit to Conan's nonsensical gibberish.
Scraps: Bill Tull's SmoothiesThe CONAN prop master is a great yogurt pitchman...and a terrible cue card reader.
Scraps: Conan Stands Up For The InternsConan is totes down with the youths and their various concerns about income gaps and Bern-feeling.
Scraps: TBT MonologueWardrobe guru Bruce Brumage has had enough of Conan's sass and threatens him with murder.
Scraps: Andy's AssistantAndy's assistant took time away from her busy yoga schedule to appear in a sketch.
Scraps: Family Feud“Why is he wearing a suit for this show?” - Conan can't believe that Steve Harvey bothers getting dressed for a show that features "juicy farts."
Scraps: Nelly Furtado DayForget Canada Day—real Canadians celebrate Fur-ta-day, the birthday of singer/songwriter/national hero Nelly Furtado.
Scraps: Conan's Sturgill Simpson IntroCONAN Scrapisode Highlight: "Play along! TV’s a lie." - Conan introduces an absent Sturgill, and Timothy Olyphant & Jerrod Carmichael are up in arms over the whole thing.
Scraps: Going The Extra Mile"See what happens when we go the extra mile?!" - Conan pushes his writers to really make a sketch something special.
Scraps: Martin Short's 5 Seconds of SummerConan needs to cover for the absent Aussie band, but not before Martin quizzes him on his favorite 5SOS songs.