Mike Merritt's Inner Thoughts: Donald Trump Edition

Tuesday, June 7, 2016

According to the Basic Cable Band's bassist, Conan is so white cops pull him over to give him Pinkberry gift cards.

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Mike Merritt's Inner Thoughts: Martin Luther King Day Edition Our bassist is pretty sure that Conan is the whitest man alive and has no place talking about MLK.

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Mike Merritt’s Inner Thoughts: Black History Month Edition The Basic Cable Band bassist has some THOUGHTS about Conan waiting until the last day of the month to acknowledge Black History Month.

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