Before Alden Ehrenreich nabbed the part, every actor worth their salt tried out to play the "Star Wars" smuggler. You were THISCLOSE, Jeff Goldblum.

Conan visits the Berlin Wall and makes a few impulse buys at the Mauerpark Flea Market.

CONAN Highlight: Conan plays the classic Mario driving game with the stars of "Neighbors 2," but with some frat house stakes.

Conan’s suffering Korean instructor Jin Shil tries her best to teach him her language, but Conan is too pervy to learn properly.

CONAN Highlight: Conor thinks he might break out his Meia Lua kick on Nate Diaz and "ping it across his head," but not before he nearly does it to Conan.

CONAN Highlight: Forget about prosciutto underpants and anti-dolphin documentaries, Ryan's new project involves his own true love, Conan O'Brien.

Kevin and Conan work all the major muscle groups: biceps, lats, and of course, the taint.

Conan visits the YouTube Space in New York City and is presented with some of the most high-tech, cutting edge virtual reality technology in the world, but he mostly wants to know about porn.

In what might be the worst decision of his career, Conan agrees to be chased down by a professional military dog named Astor.