Conan fields a call from Captain Hook himself -- LIVE from the NBC broadcast.

When Bill watches a game, he doesn't need constant reminders about human misery.

Conan's new comedy sketch has some distractingly hot "stagehands."

Jennifer explains why her sex scene with Charlie Day was cut from "Horrible Bosses 2."

Conan jokes about China, Batman, Ellen DeGeneres, and more...

Bill thinks there's nothing that Walmart sells that's worth getting trampled for.

CONAN Highlight: Billy loves Taylor so much that he composed her a song. Hopefully she'll be inspired to make it her own!

Discovery Channel's man-eating anaconda special will be a ratings bonanza, and Conan wants in on the action!

Joseph gives Conan a crash course in character work while wearing fake schnozzes.