CONAN Highlight: Triumph the Insult Comic Dog poops all over the new administration and its supporters.
Conan jokes about The Women’s March, March of the Penguins, and 18-inch penises.
Howie called Uber support and did not receive any support, so he’s decided to try CONAN support.
Daniel Sloss shares his fantasies about tripping a small child with an ice cream cone.
Britt correctly identifies Conan’s spirit animal as a feline mixed with a giraffe.
President Trump can’t seem to get a handle on what's an appropriate Twitter header.
Famously a germaphobe, Howie doesn’t even trust a doctor to check his prostate.
Britt has performed intimate scenes with a robot and Santa Claus. Thankfully she was just friends with a Yak.
CONAN Highlight: Andrew Dice Clay thinks the President-elect stole his act and Rodney Dangerfield's look.
The President-elect squeezes in one last call to Obama to learn about Inauguration protocol.
I sent @TriumphICDHQ to President Trump's Inauguration to give the event the dignity it deserved. https://t.co/6RC9mffq3u