CONAN Highlight: Watch a home movie of young Melissa performing the sassy classic "T*** & Ass" in her family's basement.

WikiBear is the cuddly toy who will fill your childrens' heads with useful facts - and terrifying nightmares.

Edward has a great part available for Conan, so long as he can complain in French.

Lisa insists Conan is dead wrong about a common pirate malady. Time to walk the plank, Lisa!

Andrew learned how much he loves booze when a doctor told him to lay off the sauce for a week.

Conan jokes about emojis, Bill O'Reilly, Disneyland, and more...

Melissa is allowed to stray outside her marriage, so long as it's Donatello, Michelangelo, Raphael or Leonardo.