Nick advocates going "full bush", maintaining "a swampy atmosphere that's just shy of growing fungus."
Thanks to the Basic Cable Band, you can hear songs that ALMOST sound like the real deal for a fraction of the cost.
Conan jokes about Justin Bieber, "Jeopardy!" and more...
Pete explains that golf is so dull, it's even more boring than taking a nap.
After Sister Jesuina demonstrated the evils of Playboy, young Mr. Offerman never missed Sunday School again.
Jerrod thinks Steve Jobs was a genius at making sure everyone covets the same crappy phone as everyone else.
CONAN Highlight: America's first case of Ebola is in the Lone Star state. Luckily the medical professionals there know just how to handle it.
CONAN Highlight: Bill explains that ladies are so jealous of mens' simplistic, football-loving brains, they'll never be happy until the NFL is destroyed.
Andy thinks Stanley is after his voice-over gig, so he settles it the one way he knows how.
When Jesse & Eric visited Eric's Kansas alma mater, they accidentally stumbled into a fraternity booty call.
Pete @MyCorreale found the big city equivalent to catch & release fishing: parking. -> http://t.co/wWP44Ah2Cd #CONAN