CONAN Highlight: Bruce gets asked to sign a lot of bosoms, so he's worked out his technique to make sure his John Hancock remains legible.
Sharon is convinced Melania hates being in the public eye, and just wants to go back to wearing tight couture again.
CONAN Highlight: Andy's got the perfect coping mechanism to soothe your nerves for the first Clinton-Trump debate.
When Mother's Day rolled around, Patton did his best to help his daughter through the day. Until an old Polish woman made it weird.
Conan jokes about Donald Trump, Facebook, Mark Cuban, and more...
The Patriots are down three QB's, but our friend Buddy Pak is here to fill Tom Brady's shoes.
Tall Heights perform a track from their album "Neptune."
Patton celebrated his Emmy win with a 3 AM trip to Arby's and his fans got very concerned.
The cost of doing some impromptu hotel suite room re-decorating? About $23,000.
Joe Walsh performs his Colorado classic on CONAN.