CONAN Highlight: Bruce gets asked to sign a lot of bosoms, so he's worked out his technique to make sure his John Hancock remains legible.

Conan jokes about Donald Trump, North Korea, "Game of Thrones," and more...

Sharon is convinced Melania hates being in the public eye, and just wants to go back to wearing tight couture again.

Conan CLAIMS tonight will be a great show, but Andy is the only one that can truly make the show great again.

Mike thinks it might be weird if you kill your family because your dog tells you to, but honestly, who can say no to a talking dog?

Bruce was trying to channel Jack Nicholson in “Easy Rider” but just ended up a stoned mess.

Trump might have told a lot of whoppers, but Conan has a comprehensive supercut of every truth that he uttered.

Ozzy's penance for straying: he's got to spend a lot of time in Sharon's basement. So to speak.