Conan jokes about Ted Cruz, Bernie Sanders, the Rolling Stones, and more...
Plus, Paul McCartney turned down Al's "Live and Let Die" parody "Chicken Pot Pie" on strict moral grounds.
Are you tired of the high cost of high school dances? Let our insanely cheap propmaster show you how to pinch your prom pennies.
Kate has to explain to poor Conan & Al exactly what the "God Loophole" means.
Myq doesn’t particularly like pot, mostly because he doesn’t need any help falling asleep.
Both Andy & Al's daughters are learning to play the accordion, so you know they're in the cool clique in school.
CONAN Highlight: Jordan is so enamored of his eFx Darth Vader replica mask that he doesn't even want to take it out of the box, which hurts Conan's feelings.
CONAN Highlight: Both Amanda & Conan have pale bodies, but there can be only one Whitest Person Ever.
Pentatonix performs a song from their self-titled album.
Conan asks his celebrity pals for the truth and they give it to him in spades.