CONAN Highlight: Colin is a little hurt that Conan went to the Korean spa with Steven Yeun and not with him.
Conan jokes about Hillary Clinton, Bill Cosby, Microsoft, and more...
Caitriona had such an Irish pallor that she needed two spray tans to keep up with her fellow supermodels.
Declan McKenna performs a track from his album Liar.
If you want to buy a copy of Wolf Blitzer's Hall of Butts there's still plenty to go around.
Colin is mostly happy about turning the big 4-0, except now he's getting scripts that call for middle-aged men.
Forget about calories and sugar, Americans really want to know how much Alex Trebek they're consuming daily.
Plus, Caitriona's "Outlander" costuming is so voluminous that it would take half an hour to strip for sex.
If it turns out that Prince had sired an heir, he or she would inherit a multimillion dollar fortune. And this guy is CLEARLY Prince's son.
CONAN Highlight: According to Samantha's beloved granny, only filthy whores perform oral sex.