The Almighty is on a texting and tweeting tear against atheism.
The omnipotent entity spouts off his opinions from a dive bar. Cut that guy off!
Anxiously awaiting the return of Nanny McPhee.
Tonight on #CONAN: Jesse Eisenberg from #NowYouSeeMe, J.J. Abrams, director of #StarTrek, & Musical Guest @30SECONDSTOMARS. TBS 11p/10c