Holidays

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  1. July 3, 2014 - I buy all my flags on July 5th.

    I buy all my flags on July 5th.

  2. June 15, 2014 - For Father’s Day, I’m going to bring a smile to my...

    For Father’s Day, I’m going to bring a smile to my Dad’s face by calling him and pretending to be one of my other...

  3. May 13, 2014 - On Mother’s Day, Eminem released a music video for a song...

    On Mother’s Day, Eminem released a music video for a song which is a public apology to his mother. No word yet on whether...

  4. May 11, 2014 - For Mother’s Day I’m giving my wife the one thing she...

    For Mother’s Day I’m giving my wife the one thing she wants from me: space.

  5. May 8, 2014 - According to a study, the most common present given on...

    According to a study, the most common present given on Mother’s Day is a gift card for a massage. It’s the perfect...

  6. May 8, 2014 - On Mother’s Day, moms can eat for free at Hooters. Because...

    On Mother’s Day, moms can eat for free at Hooters. Because there's no better way to honor your mother than to take her to...

  7. May 7, 2014 - This week is “International Clitoris Awareness...

    This week is "International Clitoris Awareness Week." Like most men, I was unaware this week even existed.

  8. May 5, 2014 - Happy Cinco de Mayo! If your Mariachi band didn’t book a...

    Happy Cinco de Mayo! If your Mariachi band didn’t book a gig today, you may want to explore new management.

  9. May 5, 2014 - Today is Cinco de Mayo, a day when Mexico celebrates an...

    Today is Cinco de Mayo, a day when Mexico celebrates an important military victory. And for Americans, it’s the day we...

  10. April 16, 2014 - This year’s Easter Sunday happens to fall on the same...

    This year’s Easter Sunday happens to fall on the same day as the marijuana holiday 4/20. Which means, no matter what...

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