Holidays

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  1. April 16, 2014 - This year’s Easter Sunday happens to fall on the same...

    This year’s Easter Sunday happens to fall on the same day as the marijuana holiday 4/20. Which means, no matter what...

  2. March 25, 2014 - Authorities have seized a package of cocaine addressed...

    Authorities have seized a package of cocaine addressed to the Vatican. When asked about it, the Pope said, "Hey – you...

  3. March 17, 2014 - Terrible climate, centuries of oppression, and the...

    Terrible climate, centuries of oppression, and the gene for alcoholism. Or as I call it, "The luck of the Irish."

  4. March 4, 2014 - It’s Mardi Gras. Today is “Fat Tuesday.” Or as they...

    It’s Mardi Gras. Today is "Fat Tuesday." Or as they call that at America’s waterparks, "Tuesday."

  5. Feb 13, 2014 - Some McDonald’s restaurants are taking reservations...

    Some McDonald’s restaurants are taking reservations on Valentine’s Day. They’re getting a lot of "tables for...

  6. Feb 12, 2014 - A new survey has revealed that for Valentine's Day, 30% of...

    A new survey has revealed that for Valentine's Day, 30% of women prefer sex over flowers. The survey was from a sampling...

  7. Feb 12, 2014 - This Valentine’s Day, Boston Market is offering a free...

    This Valentine’s Day, Boston Market is offering a free dessert to couples. So she may be disappointed you took her to...

  8. Feb 3, 2014 - Yesterday was Groundhog Day. The groundhog came out, saw 5...

    Yesterday was Groundhog Day. The groundhog came out, saw five minutes of the Super Bowl and then went right back into his...

  9. Jan 21, 2014 - Yesterday, Sarah Palin said that President Obama should...

    Sarah Palin said that President Obama should stop "playing the race card." Then someone explained to her that honoring...

  10. Nov 2, 2013 - In Philadelphia, a Black Friday brawl ended with one woman...

    In Philadelphia, a Black Friday brawl ended with one woman stun-gunning another. Even worse for the loser of the fight,...

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