Sure Laurie Kilmartin is hilarious and was a top ten finalist on Season 8 of "Last Comic Standing," but did you know she was a competitive lap swimmer as well? It's true! She's totally gonna teach us the Australian crawl as soon as she's done with her set.
I would love to write "As Seen On PBS’s Antiques Roadshow" next to this convenience store hot dog.
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