Sure Laurie Kilmartin is hilarious and was a top ten finalist on Season 8 of "Last Comic Standing," but did you know she was a competitive lap swimmer as well? It's true! She's totally gonna teach us the Australian crawl as soon as she's done with her set.
Saturn just gave birth to a moon. I'm pretty sure she¹s not a single parent, because she has a ring.
Previously on #CONAN: @ConanOBrien uses @MaryKay products to transform himself into The Joker -> http://t.co/g7CvLDBiHk