Sure Laurie Kilmartin is hilarious and was a top ten finalist on Season 8 of "Last Comic Standing," but did you know she was a competitive lap swimmer as well? It's true! She's totally gonna teach us the Australian crawl as soon as she's done with her set.
I sense there is a plan to commemorate my birthday with an equestrian statue on the Washington Mall and I approve.
RT @thecomedybureau: .@teamcoco's Bill Tull gives more budget tips, this time for Easter http://t.co/3JmhWu95M0