Welcome to a reality not unlike our own, except that hot dogs squirm.
Where athletes receive gold medals in front of their naked mothers.
Two things: Comedy is about being relatable and also, I’m tired of the interns not saluting me.
"List of Partridge Family members in decreasing order of body hair"- @PJCanuck. The #NSA-Intercepted searches are in: http://t.co/QtOSEesiPW