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Scraps: Distracted While OrgasmingThis coffee table book was so unpopular, it was cut from a comedy sketch about unpopular coffee table books.
Scraps: Scraps Of ScrapsA smorgasbord of CONAN rehearsal outtakes featuring fan favorite characters like Minty The Candy Cane and Jordan Schlansky.
Scraps: Celebrity Island"It’s tough when you get used to this kind of repartee...to go sit with real people." – Conan welcomes his staff back from a break
Scraps: That's It?Conan rehearses a half-baked sketch featuring Tony the Cameraman and no discernible ending.
Scraps: Andy Wants a Conan Pop FigureAndy Richter can barely contain his excitement about the #ConanCon Pop Figures.
Scraps: The Bowel OwlThe Bowel Owl is here to explain the dangers of colorectal disease and infuriate Conan.
Scraps: Runaway Sex DollConan deconstructs the logic of the sketch while a stagehand attempts to make off with a prop...
Scraps: Selfies & The Masturbating BearConan greets the audience after a show to dissect the phenomena of the duckface and meet the son of The Masturbating Bear.
Scraps: The RavensThis "Game of Thrones" sketch is pushing the limits of CONAN's raven delivery service.
Scraps: Waiting For The Funny PartConan is left waiting for the punchline for a car gag. Some say he's still waiting to this very day...
Scraps: Audience Member Refuses Conan's AutographConan loves his fans—but his fans don't always return the sentiment.
Scraps: Andy Is In iOS 10A gif of Andy has made it into Apple's pantheon of greats, including Honey Boo-Boo & Judge Judy.
Scraps: LaBamba Is FamousLaBamba made the news and all Conan can focus on is what a lovely home he has.
Scraps: Celebrity Income BreakdownConan & Andy are delighted/bewildered by three jokes that link Ted Cruz, billy goats, and satyrs. Y'know — that old chestnut.
Scraps: He's Exhausted Himself“You think there’s any f***ing end to this?!” — There's no limit to Conan's nonsensical gibberish.
Scraps: Bill Tull's SmoothiesThe CONAN prop master is a great yogurt pitchman...and a terrible cue card reader.
Scraps: Conan Stands Up For The InternsConan is totes down with the youths and their various concerns about income gaps and Bern-feeling.
Scraps: TBT MonologueWardrobe guru Bruce Brumage has had enough of Conan's sass and threatens him with murder.
Scraps: Andy's AssistantAndy's assistant took time away from her busy yoga schedule to appear in a sketch.
Scraps: Family Feud“Why is he wearing a suit for this show?” - Conan can't believe that Steve Harvey bothers getting dressed for a show that features "juicy farts."
Scraps: Nelly Furtado DayForget Canada Day—real Canadians celebrate Fur-ta-day, the birthday of singer/songwriter/national hero Nelly Furtado.
Scraps: Conan's Sturgill Simpson IntroCONAN Scrapisode Highlight: "Play along! TV’s a lie." - Conan introduces an absent Sturgill, and Timothy Olyphant & Jerrod Carmichael are up in arms over the whole thing.
Scraps: Going The Extra Mile"See what happens when we go the extra mile?!" - Conan pushes his writers to really make a sketch something special.
Scraps: Martin Short's 5 Seconds of SummerConan needs to cover for the absent Aussie band, but not before Martin quizzes him on his favorite 5SOS songs.
Scraps: Hug Break"I'm here in case anyone wants to ask me a question, fondle me in any way..." - Conan gets to know his fans a little more intimately.
Scraps: Andy Explains "Jane The Virgin""Once you get past the sociopath who runs a gynecology lab, it’s okay!" - Conan is initially puzzled by the CW primetime telenovela.
Scraps: Calexico Intro"We’ve got to keep this sham alive!" - Conan spins a web of lies to cover for a pre-taped musical guest.
Scraps: May The 4th“I get it! You guys want me to stick around after work longer." This is what happens when Conan doesn't supervise his writers.
Scraps: Baseball SongsFrom "Meet the Mets" to the Cubs' "Hey Hey Holy Mackerel" to the Red Sox's "Carl Yastrzemski Song," Conan & Andy debate which team has the worst anthem.
Scraps: Time KillersConan knows he hasn't seen his kids in months, but DAMMIT this calendar bit isn't just gonna set up itself!
Scraps: Great Job EverybodyConan loves the new Chipotle sketch, but that doesn't mean his writers have earned his praise.
Scraps: Put Your Clothes OnConan implores the studio audience to make-believe that Glen Hansard is actually about to perform but "nothing’s gonna f***ing happen."
Scraps: The Super LaserConan rehearses a "Star Wars" sketch with Jordan Schlansky, but wants to skip right to his crowd-pleasing demise.
Scraps: High As A KiteConan accuses Kent the cue card guy of being hepped up on "bennies, poppers, yellow bellinis, & green submarines."
Scraps: Matt Is BackFormer staffer Matt O'Brien has returned to CONAN as head writer. Conan & Andy wish him a fond welcome to their "Soviet bureaucracy."
Scraps: That's Not Gabrielle UnionAndy Richter reminisces about Conan’s concussion and then drops some wisdom on an intern standing in for the “Being Mary Jane” star.
Scraps: Crash Test DummiesConan fondly remembers singing a Crash Test Dummies song non-stop in the '90s. Or as Andy likes to think of it, "the Guantanamo method."
Scraps: Conan Does Not Know How To Party"I don’t mean that in a bad way, the tomb awaits us all” - Conan waxes fatalistic at rehearsal.
Scraps: LaBamba's Head TransplantThe Basic Cable Band's resident trombone player has trouble reading cue cards...and following direction...and...
Scraps: Real Housewives Intern RecapConan & Andy are transfixed by a snippet of “The Real Housewives,” and draft an intern to explain all the sordid details to them.
Scraps: Cameraman VacationConan's cameramen took advantage of Eastern Europe's cratering economy to enjoy a very frugal holiday.
Scraps: Rehearsing With Steven Ho"Every time after our segments, a day later my wife sees me coming out of the shower, and she's like, what the f***?"- Conan always goes through the wringer doing stunts with Steven.
Scraps: LaBamba's PTO RequestThe Basic Cable Band's resident trombone player needs a little time off, but how will the show go on without him?!
Scraps: Dick Van Dyke's Soft Shoe RehearsalThe "Mary Poppins" star shows Conan a little bit of his fancy footwork.
Scraps: Holiday Party EtiquetteThe CONAN interns are warned to be on their best behavior for the holiday party. If only the writers would follow suit.
Scraps: The Fall of WikiBear"I will not be silenced!" - It'll take more than a tumble to quiet the harsh truths of WikiBear.