Twinkies

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  1. Jul 16, 2013 - This week, millions of Americans await the return of the

    This week, millions of Americans await the return of the Twinkie, while millions of British citizens await the...

  2. Jul 16, 2013 - The new Twinkies are said to be smaller, but to last longer...

    The new Twinkies are said to be smaller, but to last longer in the wrapper. In a related story, I’m suing the Hostess...

  3. Jul 15, 2013 - Twinkies are back on the shelves and people are...

    Twinkies are back on the shelves and people are complaining that they are smaller. Ironically, the people...

  4. Jul 11, 2013 - President Obama’s approval rating is down to 44%. You...

    President Obama’s approval rating is down to 44%. You can tell Obama is getting desperate, today, he gave a speech...

  5. Jul 10, 2013 - Hostess is bringing back Twinkies next week, but now

    Hostess is bringing back Twinkies next week, but now employees are complaining about massive wage cuts. A...

  6. Jul 9, 2013 - Hostess has announced that the new Twinkies will have an

    Hostess has announced that the new Twinkies will have an even longer shelf life. The CEO of Hostess said, “Let me put...

  7. Jun 24, 2013 - Hostess, announced that Twinkies will be back on store

    Hostess, announced that Twinkies will be back on store shelves in July. The CEO reassured fans that, not only will...

  8. Mar 14, 2013 - It's been announced that Twinkies will be back on the

    It's been announced that Twinkies will be back on the shelves sometime this summer.  So I gotta say this new Pope is...

  9. Nov 27, 2012 - The manufacturer of Tastykakes is thinking of buying the

    The manufacturer of Tastykakes is thinking of buying the company that makes Twinkies and Hoho's. So it looks like...

  10. Newscasters Agree: Hostess Twinkies Are In Trouble!

    Do you guys ever feel like the media is paying attention to the wrong things? 

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