"Tonight, I got to live out a dream : Showing Benedict Cumberbatch my cosplay for HolmesCon 2013!" - @ConanOBrien
"#OldSchoolTweet" - @ConanOBrien
"Should I be worried that I look a lot like the woman in this dry cleaning ad?" - @ConanOBrien
"Apparently this just happens to anyone who gets within ten feet of Ron Burgundy". - @ConanOBrien
"Chris Rock & I are on @BETRealHusbands tonight. I'm gonna hit that network like a ton of plain yogurt." - @ConanOBrien
"Just saw this ad in Paris. This explains what Haagen-Dazs meant when they told me they were "going another way." - Conan
"I'm tired of being discriminated against."
Sunday was Daylight Savings Time, so I gained an hour of sunscreen.
RT @AndyRichter: popped by the baby store http://t.co/eqDSqkfx7E