"On the Seattle ferry and Mark proposed to Jo right in front of me. The three of us will be so happy together!" -...
"I thought that hosting the MTV Movie Awards would guarantee they spell my name right on my security pass." -...
These are the photos that Conan tweets out!
"Hey @MTV -- these #MovieAwards screeners you sent don't work!" - @ConanOBrien
"I just had an epic Italian meal in New York. Go here ASAP." - @ConanOBrien
"Tonight, Charles Barkley solves one of life's greatest mysteries: Which of us has the bigger head." - @ConanOBrien
"Tonight on my final night in Texas, I'm bringing back one of my greatest inventions." - @ConanOBrien
"Confession: I don't understand how photobombs work." - @ConanOBrien
"Tonight on #ConanDallas, @AndyRichter and I did this. If it's wrong, I don't want to be right." - @ConanOBrien
"Aw, @SethRogen brought me the traditional Texas gift, "an aluminum tin of room-temperature beans." - @ConanOBrien
Saturn just gave birth to a moon. I'm pretty sure she¹s not a single parent, because she has a ring.
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