"On the Seattle ferry and Mark proposed to Jo right in front of me. The three of us will be so happy together!" -...
CONAN Highlight: Now that the Library of Congress catalogues all tweets, Kumail's got a fun game to test your knowledge...
"I thought that hosting the MTV Movie Awards would guarantee they spell my name right on my security pass." -...
"Hey @MTV -- these #MovieAwards screeners you sent don't work!" - @ConanOBrien
A Twitter employee live tweeted the birth of her child. Which explains why the doctor kept yelling "Push" and "Send!"
"I just had an epic Italian meal in New York. Go here ASAP." - @ConanOBrien
"Tonight, Charles Barkley solves one of life's greatest mysteries: Which of us has the bigger head." - @ConanOBrien
"Tonight on my final night in Texas, I'm bringing back one of my greatest inventions." - @ConanOBrien
"Confession: I don't understand how photobombs work." - @ConanOBrien
"Tonight on #ConanDallas, @AndyRichter and I did this. If it's wrong, I don't want to be right." - @ConanOBrien
Saturn just gave birth to a moon. I'm pretty sure she¹s not a single parent, because she has a ring.
RT @ConanOBrien: Saturn just gave birth to a moon. I'm pretty sure she¹s not a single parent, because she has a ring.