Pauly D
Fresh from "Jersey Shore," Pauly D stops by to discuss Kant's Critique of Pure Reason and how the idea of the categorical imperative influenced the epistemology of Schopenhauer and Hegel. Nah, just kidding, he's gonna talk about drinking, fist-pounding and being fresh to death.
@ConanOBrien
Saturn just gave birth to a moon. I'm pretty sure she¹s not a single parent, because she has a ring.
@TeamCoco
Previously on #CONAN: @ConanOBrien uses @MaryKay products to transform himself into The Joker -> http://t.co/g7CvLDBiHk