This is Rainn Wilson's last season on "The Office". Steal as many office supplies as you can, Rainn! Only suckers buy their own pens.
I would love to write "As Seen On PBS’s Antiques Roadshow" next to this convenience store hot dog.
"This is the second-best award show I could ever host!" - @ConanOBrien on the #CONAN Audiencey Awards -> http://t.co/85nUqT6sT7 #movieawards