Think of the kind of person enrolls in an online university, and then imagine how good you think they would be at playing football. Now, THINK HARDER because they are even worse than you can imagine! Thanks to their sponsor Norton Anti-Virus, we got to watch the students of the online University of Pheonix and I'll-Never-Remember-The-Name-Of-The-Other-Online-University University "play" a "game" of "football". I thought I saw one of the players smoking a cigarette. Did you see that? Or am I crazy?