Jordan Schlansky
Conan Confronts Jordan Schlansky About His MistakesJordan attempts to correct Conan on a mistake, but Conan calls him out for never owning his own blatantly incorrect statements.
Conan Surprises Jordan Schlansky With Rush Singer Geddy LeeJordan Schlansky has a very specific favorite mastering of “Tom Sawyer” - the Rush song that opens the show - so Conan surprises him with Geddy Lee, the lead singer of Rush, and Jordan is unimpressed.
Jordan Schlansky Wonders If Conan Cries During MoviesJordan Schlansky wonders if Conan ever experiences an actual emotional reaction to art. Plus, Jordan celebrates his birthday with a silly hat and praises Conan's “Hot Ones” appearance.
Jordan Schlansky Reviews Toilet PaperJordan Schlansky purchases toilet paper in bulk, and has discovered drastic differences in his previous orders and his latest. Plus, Jordan explains “the inherent flaw with the whole toilet paper system.”
Conan & Jordan Schlansky Air Their Grievances To Relationship PsychologistsConan reviews some of the most toxic areas of his relationship with Jordan Schlansky with psychologists Drs. John and Julie Gottman, specifically his shaving habits.
Jordan Schlansky Hasn’t Forgiven Conan For Ruining “The Phantom Menace”Conan and Jordan talk to psychologists Drs. John and Julie Gottman about their longterm relationship, and Jordan can’t help but remember Conan distracting him during the premiere of a “Star Wars” movie in 1999.
Jordan Schlansky Shows Conan His Favorite Nose Hair TrimmerJordan Schlansky shows Conan his favorite nose hair trimmer and convinces Conan of its superiority over scissors with a hands-on demonstration.
Jordan Schlansky Records An Impromptu Ad For CrackersJordan Schlansky breaks down the ingredients of Lady & Larder and recites a limerick he wrote as a child for a Guinness sweepstakes.
Kevin Nealon Calls Into The Conan & Jordan Show As "Dan Gurski"Kevin Nealon takes advantage of the call-in segment on "The Conan & Jordan Show" to prank call Jordan Schlansky.
Jordan Schlansky Revisits “Conan In Italy”Jordan Schlansky remembers how he was pitched "Conan In Italy," the proper way to slice prosciutto, and the one thing he asked to be cut from a CONAN segment.
Jordan Schlansky Compares Conan To A Pork ChopConan embraces his status as a pork chop, a great American meat. Plus, Conan wonders if Jordan would agree to be castrated for a bit on the show.
Q&A: A Fan Asks For An Update On Jordan SchlanskyPlus, Matt Gourley fears how much his interests overlap with Jordan’s.
Jordan Schlansky Defends His Elitist Espresso Machine10 years later, Jordan Schlansky is still defending the $500 espresso machine he bought on the company dime.
Jordan Schlansky Will Be Driving The Conan O’Brien TV Ice Cream TruckIn celebration of the launch of Conan O’Brien TV on Samsung TV Plus, Jordan Schlansky will be handing out ice cream on the Conan ice cream truck on May 24th. More info @ https://to.teamcoco.com/3BPY7y7
Jordan Schlansky Is Always Prepared To Be On CameraJordan never knows if he’s showing up to an actual meeting or an “ambush.”
Conan Confronts Jordan Schlansky About His CameosConan discovers that his "professional irritant" Jordan Schlansky has been selling personalized video messages on Cameo.
Jordan Schlansky Crashes Conan's Chevrolet AdAssociate Producer Jordan Schlansky drops by to present the details on Chevrolet's lineup of all-new electric vehicles. #ad
Jordan Schlansky Reveals One Of His "Various Tasks"Back in 2006, one of Jordan Schlansky's "various tasks" involved securing hornymanatee.com.
The Best Of Jordan Schlansky On CONANIt's hard to believe that Conan has any favorite memories with his Associate Producer Jordan Schlansky, but here they are.
Jordan Schlansky’s Final CONAN AppearanceConan won’t leave the Largo until he gets an answer to the question that has bedeviled him for years: what the f*ck does Jordan do?
Conan Asks The Property Brothers To Renovate Jordan Schlansky's OfficeCONAN Highlight: Just prior to quarantine, Conan called on Jonathan Scott and Drew Scott to help renovate Jordan Schlansky’s infamously filthy office.
Conan Checks In With Jordan Via An Interactive Pet Camera#ConanAtHome Highlight: Conan’s new device allows him to interact with, and project biscotti at, Jordan Schlansky from afar.
Conan Checks In With Jordan Schlansky At HomeJordan refuses to disclose his location and records a PSA about a toilet paper alternative.
Conan Shares Coronavirus Tips With His StaffCONAN Highlight: Conan writes a new hand washing song and removes his office’s biggest source of contamination.
Conan Downsizes Jordan Schlansky’s OfficeConan cuts Jordan’s office in half and installs a microwave that exclusively cooks broccoli and fish.
Conan Takes Jordan Schlansky To His Favorite Italian RestaurantLast year, Jordan Schlansky took Conan to his favorite Italian restaurant in the world. Now Conan’s returning the favor...
Conan & Jordan Visit The Toto Toilet ShowroomConan takes bidet enthusiast Jordan Schlansky to the Toto Toilet Showroom in Tokyo.
Conan & Jordan Share A Kaiseki MealConan enjoys a traditional multi-course Japanese dinner with Jordan — with a little help from Ralph Macchio.
Conan Surprises Japanese FansLast year, a couple invited Conan to their wedding in Japan. Conan couldn’t make it, but he's stopping by their house now with a special wedding gift in tow.
Q&A: Conan On His Relationship With Jordan SchlanskyConan talks about his "beautifully dysfunctional" relationship with Jordan, Sona, and his entire staff.
Conan & Jordan's Fake Italian Movie TrailerConan and Jordan say ciao to Italy with a tribute to classic Italian cinema.
Jordan Schlansky Lectures Conan About Coffee In NaplesConan drinks too much coffee and Jordan makes his mustachioed soap opera debut in "Un posto al sole."
Jordan Schlansky's Long-Winded Tour Of ItalyConan asks Jordan about the rain and then Jordan doesn't stop talking for eight minutes.
Conan Visits Jordan’s Favorite RestaurantJordan and Conan travel to the Tuscan town of Cortona where Jordan is such a big deal, he has a dessert named after him.
Conan & Jordan Schlansky's Italian Wine TastingConan takes Jordan to one of his favorite wineries and in return, Jordan annoys and insults him.
Conan & Jordan Schlansky Go Truffle HuntingJordan and Conan are scammed by a pair of truffle hunters in Tuscany.
Conan & Jordan Schlansky’s Italian Road TripJordan gets behind the wheel of a 1962 Fiat and journeys to Tuscany with Conan and his sound FX machine.
Jordan's Entire Speech In CortonaOver eight minutes of Jordan Schlansky pontificating to no one about wine, olive oil, and his love for the small Tuscan town of Cortona.
Jordan Schlansky Poses As A Nude ModelConan attends an art class in Florence and brings along his own nude model.
Conan Dines At Jordan's Favorite Pizzeria In NaplesConan enjoys a classic Neapolitan Margherita pizza and wishes he had someone other than Jordan to enjoy it with.
Conan & Jordan Schlansky Hit The Streets Of FlorenceConan experiences Florence’s beauty, sandwiches, and souvenir aprons through Jordan’s cold, dead eyes.
Conan & Jordan's Italian Language LessonConan and Jordan accidentally enroll in an advanced Italian language class, to the amusement of none of their classmates.
Q&A: How Jordan & Conan Discovered Their Unique ChemistryConan sets the record straight about his longtime Associate Producer and #ConanItaly travel companion Jordan Schlansky.
Q&A: What Souvenirs Conan & Jordan Picked Up In ItalyConan wants to get the word out that he surprised his friend Jordan with an incredibly thoughtful gift.
Q&A: Conan's Wedding Present For JordanJordan thinks Conan’s presence at his wedding was gift enough, which Conan resents because he spent a lot of money on an actual wedding gift.