1. Andy Outsourced His Job To China

Andy Outsourced His Job To China

Andy's not the only one; suddenly the whole show is much more "Beijing" than "Burbank."


CONAN: A computer programmer at Verizon was fired after it was discovered he had been outsourcing his job to a company in China so he could spend his days surfing the web.
I saw that story and I thought, what kind of person tries to get away with outsourcing his own job to Asia?
It's insanity.
Did you hear about this, Andy?
ANDY: Yes, very good, Mr. Conan.
CONAN: Seriously, where's Andy?
Do you know where Andy is, sir?
>> Yankees!
CONAN: Where's Andy Richter?
Do you know where Andy Richter is?
OK, he's in his dressing room, right?
Do you think he's in his dressing room?
I'm betting Andy is in his dressing room.
I'll be right back.
Hold on.
This is ridiculous.
Huge waste of time.
I can't believe this crap.
Come on.
Come on, Andy, knock it off.
We got to get back to work.
Let's go.
Who are you?
>> Mr. Richter hired me to watch cat videos while he naps.
CONAN: Andy, come on.
This is stupid.
Let's go.
>> Mr. Richter pays me to take naps for him.
CONAN: Jeff, Jeff.
Do you know about all of this?
All right, so now what am I supposed to do?
[speaking foreign language]
[speaking foreign language]
Emmy Rossum.
Dave Franco.
Los straitjackets.
[speaking foreign language]
[Cheers and applause]