1. Jack Dundee's All-Gay Straight-Only Adult Emporium

Jack Dundee's All-Gay Straight-Only Adult Emporium

CONAN Highlight: Shop at Arizona's premier gay porn shop exclusively for God-fearing straight dudes.

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Jack Dundee: Now that Arizona passed a 
bill that lets business owners 
like me refuse service to 
homosexuals based on my own 
religious beliefs, I can finally 
breathe a sigh of relief and so 
can you. Knowing you can shop in a completely homosexual-free 
environment in my store. 
Jack Dundee's all gay adult emporium.
You'll find Scottsdale's finest 
selection including all the 
latest and hottest video titles 
like the "wolf of WANG street" 
and "12 inches of slave." 
What you won't find are 
homosexuals.
Just good God-fearing 
heterosexual men.
Plus, we installed a few of 
these private closets where you 
and another non-gay fellas can 
hang out and relax in 15-minute 
intervals.
You'll get one of these nifty multi-colored
American flags I found in the storage closet.
Put it in your truck to show 
everyone's your pride.
Come on down to Jack Dundee's 
all gay adult emporium.
Remember, we're here. 
We refuse to serve you if 
you're queer. Get used to it.
>> Just look for the big pink 
sign, unless you're gay.
[Applause]