1. Conan Audiencey Awards For 07/17/13

Conan Audiencey Awards For 07/17/13

Who knew that our audience was crammed with so many celeb look-alikes?

Transcript:

ANDY:: from Warner brothers studios in Hollywood, it's the Conan audiency awards, celebrating excellence in the sitting and looking arts.
Here now is your host, Conan O'Brien!
[applause]
CONAN: Thank you.
Thank you.
This is -- this is crazy that I get to host this.
All right.
Well, ladies and gentlemen, for a night this important I need to dress the part.
Bruce, if you don't mind.
[applause]
Thank you.
Thank you.
Jealous, ladies?
It's that easy for us guys.
Think of it, tonight if you win, members of the audience, you will get the coveted audiency award statue.
And get in on that.
Isn't that beautiful?
Isn't that gorgeous?
Come on, you can do better than that.
[cheers]
[applause]
CONAN: It's just a piece of crap.
All right, ladies and gentlemen, let's get started because I know you're all excited.
Our first award is for the best impression of a select and the audiency goes to the person in seat 5-d for their impression of the Dallas Mavericks' Dirk Nowitzki.
[applause]
Yeah, pretty good.
Congratulations.
This next audiency award is also for best impression of a select.
The person in seat 7-d for their impression of "entourage" star Adrienne grenier.
He's clearly heard that before.
He's like yeah, indeed.
Deal with it.
This next audiency award -- it's also for best impression of a celebrity and the audiency goes to the person in seat 16-e for their impression of simir from "office space."
[applause]
He clearly heard that before as well.
The next audiency goes to the person in seat 15-m.
It's the award for the all of a sudden member most likely to make you run another lap.
[applause]
He just need a whistle.
The next audiency goes to the person in seat 11-k, the award for the audience member whose necklace could kill superman.
[applause]
The next audiency goes to the person in seat 8-g.
The award for the audience member most likely to start a soccer riot.
[applause]
All right.
This next audiency goes to the person in the audience who has the perfect right to sue us but probably won't.
[applause]
Our next audience member didn't win an award but we're going to show you her on television right now to keep young male viewers interested.
It's the person in seat 8-w.
[applause]
The guy in front of her is like I didn't see her!
He keeps turning back.
You're going to get whiplash, pal.
Finally, we thought it would be interesting to catch up with one of our audiency winners from last year's awards and see how winning an audiency changed his life.
Next audiency goes to the person in seat 15-m.
>> I'll never forget that night.
Winning an audiency changed my life.
I'd never been on TV before and there I was with global celebrity Conan O'Brien.
But unfortunately, my boss was watching that night and knew why I'd skipped work that day.
I was fired.
I lost my house, my wife left me, and I was forced to sell a kidney just to be able to buy lunch meat.
Now I live on a wild life preserve on the outskirts of Guadalajara, Mexico, where millionaires hunt me for sport so thanks, Conan.
Thanks audiency.
CONAN: Heartwarming.
We'll take a Blake break.
Congratulations to all of you.