1. Bill Tull's Valentine's Day Budget Tips

Bill Tull's Valentine's Day Budget Tips

Put a little romance into your life without breaking the bank, thanks to our frugal propmaster.

Transcript:

BILL TOLL: Take a bottle of sprite, put a cork in it, boom, champagne.
[Cheers and applause]
CONAN: Here's bill with another tip.
Bill?
BILL TOLL: Take an old restraining order, draw a heart on it, boom Valentine's.
[Cheers and applause]
CONAN: Here's bill with another one.
BILL TOLL: Take a thong, put a stake in it, boom, edible underwear.
[Cheers and applause]
CONAN: Here's another one.
BILL TOLL: Don't pay your electricity bill for six months, boom, mood lighting.
CONAN: Here's bill with another one.
BILL TOLL: Take a ball, right sex on it.
Boom, sex toy.
[APPLAUSE]
CONAN: Another one.
BILL TOLL: Take six roses, cross your eyes, boom, a dozen roses.
[Cheers and applause]
[Laughter]
CONAN: So criminally stupid.
There's another one?
BILL TOLL: Take a picture of me.
Show it to your wife.
Boom, aphrodisiac.
[APPLAUSE]
CONAN: It works.
It works.
It works.