CONAN Highlight: Joel explains how such incidents are what happens when you've got too much money, too much time, and you're a moron.
CONAN: Why is one of the most affluent stars in the world right now throwing eggs at his neighbor's house?
JOEL: Because he's a [bleep]ing idiot!
[Cheers and applause]
CONAN: I just like to write down your answers, that's all.
JOEL: I feel like he's got all those guys around him.
He's running out of things to do.
He's so rich and so successful, he's like, let's shave a dog.
What do you want to do?
We've done everything else.
We have all these cars.
Probably just boredom.
I hope I get to that point in my career.
CONAN: I passed that point.
Andy and I sitting around in my huge place in Calabasas.
ANDY: Shaving dogs.
CONAN: And then throwing eggs at the shaved dogs, yeah.
JOEL: I feel like he's got to do some toilet papering of a tree of some sort, leaves and dog poop on fire.
It's weird how he's going back to pranks from 1950.