CONAN Highlight: Beth was in the middle of dissing "DuckTales" when she accidentally got to second base with Kat.
BETH: But I would not come over if you had on like -- remember "duck tales"?
I would not come over.
We wouldn't have been friends.
You would have had to have "saved by the bell" on.
I mean, maybe.
KAT: Hold on.
CONAN: I just realized I could just be over here making a sandwich at this point.
I wish I had bread.
Just, you know --
BETH No, I would have made it --
I would have brought the walkman.
He likes --
CONAN: I have a name.
The show is called "Conan."
CONAN: It's on the mug.
It's on everything we can think of.
Call that guy over there.
BETH: Conan, Conan, Conan.
KAT: We'll talk about this later.
CONAN: All right, I got to plug this.
BETH: I just touched your boob.
CONAN: Roll it back.
I didn't see that.
Roll it back, roll it back!
KAT: Oh my God.
CONAN: It's a sick world where I control everything.