1. Fan Correction: That's Not How Water Works!

Fan Correction: That's Not How Water Works!

CONAN Highlight: David takes issue with Conan's canoeing, but George Takei straightens everything out perfectly.

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CONAN: This, of course, is a segment where viewers try to find mistakes on our show.
CONAN: So far hundreds of challengers, not one winner.
We don't make mistakes.
Never have, never will.
Well, tonight, a fan named David says he thinks he caught a mistake.
He says it happened during a recent monologue.
>> Conan, I think I found a mistake on your show.
During the opening monologue, you did that cool Michael Jackson moonwalk across the screen like this, but then shortly afterwards, you did your classic canoe bit, but when you turned back to face the audience, you pulled the oar across the front of you.
Conan, that's not how water works!
If you want to turn the boat, you have to move the oar in the opposite direction.
Even I know that.
And I'm gay.
[Cheers and Applause]
CONAN: Well, no offense, David, but just because you're gay doesn't mean you're not wrong.
I was paddling correctly.
Here to back me up is paddling expert and gay icon George Takei!
[Cheers and Applause]
GEORGE TAKEI: David, my dear misguided friend.
I'm afraid you don't understand the basic principals of nature.
You see, water works differently for straight people.
>> That's because water itself is gay.
We wouldn't have raindrops or oceans if water didn't like to bind to itself.
>> The fact is, most things in nature are gay.
Air is gay.
Rocks are gay.
The north pole and south pole are gay.
They only repel each other because they're in denial.
>> But others like Conan are not gay, so naturally, they are interact differently with that which is gay.
Conan paddled correctly, David, for a straight person.
So please put aside your heterophobia for just a moment and accept Conan for who he is.
[Cheers and Applause]
CONAN: George takei everybody!
[Cheers and Applause]
CONAN: Well, the challenge still stands.
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