1. Conan Shuts Down A "Harlem Shake" Shoot

Conan Shuts Down A "Harlem Shake" Shoot

Writer Deon Cole lands in the "time out" corner after breaking Conan's strict rule against viral video fads.

Transcript:

CONAN: Well, anyway, we have a terrific show tonight as I said --
ANDY: Conan, can I ask you something?
CONAN: Yeah.
ANDY: Why is deon in the time-out corner?
CONAN: Well, that's simple, Andy.
I -- I -- I put him.
ANDY: Why?
CONAN: Why don't you tell, Deon, why I put you in the corner?
DEON COLE: I tried to make a "Harlem shake" video at work today.
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ANDY: I get it.
I get it it.
CONAN: Deon tried to make the mistake of making a "Harlem shake" video at work.
And take a look at what happened.
OK.
Deon, time-out.
Time-out.
Fired.
Fired.
Astronaut, you're fired.
Fired.
You're fired.
What are you a pillow?
Fired.
Get out.
You can stay.
Fired.
You're fired.
Get out.
[APPLAUSE]