1. Conan's Desk Cam Captures A Commercial Ruckus

Conan's Desk Cam Captures A Commercial Ruckus

Like a highway patrol car, it records everything. Even loud lonely men looking for love.


CONAN: Something happened, ladies and gentlemen, in the studio during the commercial break.
I did the monologue, we went to commercial and something happened.
I don't know if the audience saw it, if they were paying attention.
Luckily, though, I have a dash cam on my desk and it captures everything.
Check this baby out.
Yeah, check it out.
It's amazing.
It can catch -- I had this running.
Traffic cops use this all the time.
Yes, I love people going like that right now, yes, yes, it's real.
Anyway, the dash cam was on during the commercial break and it caught something a little unusual.
Let me rewind it, you'll see what happened.
Let me rewind this baby.
CONAN: I'm sorry, sir, you can't park here.
>> Says who?
I have a right to -- hey, you're Conan O'Brien!
CONAN: Yes, I am.
I need you to take this car --
>> You're very funny.
CONAN: Thanks, listen, I'm taping a show right now.
I need you to move the car.
>> OK, just give me five minutes.
I got a hot date here.
Charlene, look, it's Conan O'Brien.
>> Hey clam
>> From the web and TV.
>> Conan, I'm a big fan!
CONAN: Thanks a lot.
>> Eddie, you got two minutes or it's going to be another 16 bucks.
>> All right, be right there.
Nice meeting you.
>> You guys can't stay here.
CONAN; You got to move the car.
I'm calling security.
>> Call them, see if I care.
You big shots are used to having things your way.
Always throwing your weight around.
Well, I have as much right to be here as anybody.
CONAN: No, you don't!
You can't stay here!
It's not cool!
You got to move on.
>> I'm a free citizen who just wants to get off.
It's not like I kidnapped your trombone player.
CONAN: You kidnapped my trombone player!
What the hell is going on!
What are you doing in there?
>> He gave me candy.
CONAN: For God's sakes.
Look, you're in a lot of trouble, sir.
>> You got to catch me, first.
CONAN: Don't let him get away.
Hey, Batman bacca, get him!
Get him!
[Cheers and Applause]
CONAN: Cage him!
That's enough.
Andy, that's enough.
Get the car out of here.
Help him!
You got to go back and get him.
Back here, let's go, get out of here.
Come on, Andy, let's go!
[Cheers and Applause]
CONAN: The one part we didn't rehearse.
Anyway, that's what happened during the commercial break.