1. Get Shirtless Cowboy Don Cheadle On eBay

Get Shirtless Cowboy Don Cheadle On eBay

There's a beefcakey photo of Don for sale, and he's ready to buy every last copy available.

Transcript:

CONAN: I DON'T KNOW WHY, ONE OF OUR PRODUCERS TYPED YOUR NAME IN EBAY TODAY AND THIS CAME UP.
I JUST WANT TO ASK YOU - .
[LAUGHTER]
THOUGHT YOU MIGHT WANT -- THOUGHT YOU MIGHT WANT TO BUY THAT.
[LAUGHTER]
DON CHEADLE: WHAT'S THE BIDDING AT RIGHT NOW?
CONAN: $20.
DON CHEADLE: I'LL CLOSE IT OUT RIGHT NOW.
WHOEVER'S IN CONTROL OF IT, I'LL TAKE IT.
CONAN: THERE'S SIX AVAILABLE.
SO --
[LAUGHTER]
ALL RIGHT.
DON CHEADLE: THANK YOU, CONAN.
CONAN: IT'S WHAT I DO.

THERE'S SUCH A GOOD CHEMISTRY BETWEEN YOU AND ROBERT DOWNEY, JR. IN THE FILM AND THIS IS PROBABLY ANNOYING TO A SCREENWRITER BUT IT FEELS TO ME THERE ARE LINES WHERE YOU ARE SO IN SYNC, IT FEELS IMPROVISED.
DON CHEADLE: THERE WAS A LOT OF THAT IN THE MOVIE.
SOME OF IT GETS INTO THE FILM AND HAVING SHANE BLACK WHO DIRECTED AND CO-WROTE IT, THEY WEREN'T PRECIOUS WITH IT.
SO WE WERE ABLE --
CONAN: THEY LET IT BREATHE.
DON CHEADLE: WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO WITH ROBERT?
YOU CAN'T REALLY STOP HIM.
THE MIND IS -- SO HE JUST GOES AND YOU REALLY FEEL LIKE YOU HAVE TO KEEP UP.
IT'S LIKE PLAYING SPEED TENNIS OR SOMETHING.
CONAN: RIGHT.
THERE'S A LOT OF --
DON CHEADLE: NOT THAT HE WAS ON SPEED.
CONAN: I DON'T KNOW WITH THESE PEOPLE.
I'VE TRIED TO REASON WITH THEM.
I HAVE BEEN VERY GOOD TO THEM.
YEAH, BUT IT IS NICE, YOU CAN DEFINITELY SEE THERE ARE LINES WHERE YOU DEFINITELY FEEL LIKE YOU GUYS ARE JUST PLAYING, YOU'RE PLAYING, YOU'RE HAVING FUN TOGETHER AND IT'S MAKING IT INTO THE MOVIE AND IT'S WORKING.
DON CHEADLE: WE REHEARSED A LOT WITH THAT TO KEEP IT ALIVE AND SOMETIMES THERE'S A SCENE IN THE FILM WHERE WE'RE HIDDEN DOWN BEHIND SOMETHING LIKE, I'M GOING TO TAKE A LOOK AND HE LOOKS AND POPS DOWN AND WHAT DID YOU SEE AND HE'S LIKE, TOO FAST.
AND IT GOT IN THE MOVIE.
CONAN: WE HAVE A CLIP FROM "IRON MAN 3".
I BELIEVE THIS IS WHERE YOU'RE IN THE MIDST OF SOME ACTION WHEN YOU GET INTERRUPTED, IS THAT CORRECT?
DON CHEADLE: IS THIS THE PORN SCENE?
CONAN: IS THERE A PORN SCENE?
THEY NEVER SHOW ME THE GOOD STUFF.
DON CHEADLE: I HAVEN'T SEEN THE MOVIE YET.
CONAN: I HOPE IT'S GOT PORNOGRAPHY IN IT.
A CLIP FROM "IRON MAN 3".
>> DON'T MOVE!
HANG ON A SECOND.
HELLO.
>> DO YOU REMEMBER A CHICK STRADDLING YOU AND YOU LOOK UP AND SUDDENLY A BRIGHT ORANGE?
>> YEAH, I'VE HAD THAT.
WHO IS THIS?
>> IT'S ME, PAL.
LAST TIME I WENT MISSING YOU CAME LOOKING FOR ME.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
>> WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
>> YOUR BIG REBRAND -- I'M GOING TO FIND A HEAVY DUTY COMPSTAT RIGHT NOW.
I NEED YOUR LOG IN.
>> SAME AS IT EVER WAS.
>> PASSWORD?
>> I NEED TO CHANGE IT EVERY TIME YOU HACK IN.
>> IT'S NOT THE 80'S, NOBODY SAYS HACK ANYMORE.
GIVE ME YOUR LOG IN.
>> WAR MACHINE ROCKS.
[LAUGHTER]