It's absolutely shocking, mindblowing news. To a squirrel.
CONAN: This is a piece where we read 100% real breaking news stories to a squirrel.
Our top story, north Korea announced they are working on a long range rocket that can reach the United States.
ANDY: Also, 65-year-old Arnold Schwarzenegger has signed on to do a new terminator film.
CONAN: A source at the White House confirms that Joe Biden is thinking of running for president in 2016.
And finally, scientists have discovered a strong link between nuts and squirrel cancer.