1. Jennifer Lawrence Stalked John Stamos At A Party

Jennifer Lawrence Stalked John Stamos At A Party

CONAN Highlight: She was all, "Uncle Jesse," and he was all "Are you on mushrooms?"

Transcript:

CONAN: You get to meet everybody now.
What's been the celebrity that you've met and let's just take me out of the equation.
[Laughter]
Who's been the person that you met that just blew your mind, just completely blew your mind?
JENNIFER LAWRENCE: John Stamos.
I turned into -- I was a perverted guy.
I was following him into rooms and staring at his ass.
I lost my mind.
I didn't want to meet him because it's not good when I meet people who I really idolize.
My friends brought them over because my friends are jerks. 
I started freaking out.
He asked me if I was on mushrooms.
I was like no, I'm dead sober.
This is just me.
CONAN: Did you tell him how you felt about him?
JENNIFER LAWRENCE: No. I just kept smiling.
Jesse.
Uncle Jesse.
And he kept saying --
[Laughter]
[APPLAUSE]