1. Matthew Morrison's First Kiss Was A Threesome

Matthew Morrison's First Kiss Was A Threesome

Matthew was a real pint-sized player, getting kissed by two girls in fourth grade.

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CONAN: growing up with the ladies, would you call yourself a late bloomer, an early bloomer?
MATTHEW MORRISON: I think I was a pretty early bloomer.
My first kiss was actually a threesome.
[applause]
Thank you, thank you.
No actually -- I guess -- well, OK.
Fourth grade.
CONAN: Fourth grade?
Your first kiss was in fourth grade?
MATTHEW MORRISON: Fourth grade.
Molly and Nickey.
How you guys doing?
I was riding my bike.
I was riding them home like a gentleman.
We get to Nikki's house and there's a big bush in front of her house so I go behind the bush with Nikki and she gives me a peck on the cheek.
Nikki leaves the bush, Molly comes back, gives me a peck on the cheek.
Molly leaves and then Nikki --
CONAN: It's like a French movie.
MATTHEW MORRISON: I know.
We were like experimenting.
The other person was time for a minute and we had to kiss for like a minute.
Then the other person would come in so I guess it wasn't a threesome because they weren't both there at the same time.
CONAN: That was an amazing kiss.
You're behind a bush and people are coming and doing and --
going and sounds like there's role-playing --
MATTHEW MORRISON: I think it ended up.
The last thing we did was I was laying down and they were laying on top of me.
Just kissing.
CONAN: This is incredible.
How old is fourth grade?
MATTHEW MORRISON: 10?
CONAN: That's amazing.
Incredible.
MATTHEW MORRISON: Yeah, it was great.
I haven't seen them in a very long time.
I don't even know them anymore but --
CONAN: I think you're going to hear from them.
You just completely outed them.
MATTHEW MORRISON: I know.
CONAN: They're home with their families right now.
MATTHEW MORRISON: I know, they're all married and stuff.
CONAN: Did your parents found -- find out that suddenly they have this son who is taking ladies behind the bushes?
MATTHEW MORRISON: They did find that out.
My dad has an interesting profession.
He's a nurse-midwife.
I think there's 50 male midwives in the country.
He delivers babies for a living.
My senior year of high school I got to go in with him to work and actually be there to see what he does.
CONAN: You saw babies born when you were a senior in high school?
MATTHEW MORRISON: And afterbirth and blood -- yeah, it was great.
CONAN: Because I would think that would teach you to -- yeah, be very careful, I would think.
>> My birds and the bees talk was ridiculous.
CONAN: Look at this!
Check that out!
There's no birds and the bees talk.
>> Before we got to that point, though, he would bring home pictures -- these books of every sexually transmitted disease.
So I was very, very scared of sex.
CONAN: Like coffee table books?
MATTHEW MORRISON: Yeah, he'd come home and say I just delivered a 13-year-old girl's baby.
I was very scared. He got me in shape fast.
CONAN: He scared you straight.
MATTHEW MORRISON: He sure did.
ANDY: Sounds like he did terrible damage.
MATTHEW MORRISON: He actually did.
CONAN: That's what I was thinking but I didn't say.
MATTHEW MORRISON: That's why I'm here, boiled.
I'm on the wrong couch.