1. Newscasters Agree: A Child's Happiness Edition

Newscasters Agree: A Child's Happiness Edition

If the media agree on one thing, it's when a child's happiness is most valuable.

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You know there's a lot of people out there that think the big news stories today are the crisis in Egypt or how best to implement Obamacare.
CONAN: But judging by local news coverage, there's an even bigger story that's sweeping the nation.
>> A child's happiness is priceless, especially on a birthday.
>> A child's happiness is priceless, especially on a birthday.
>> A child's happiness is pricely, especially on a brge day.
>> A child's happiness is priceless, especially on a binge day.
>> A child's happiness is priceless, especially on a birthday.
>> A child's happiness is priceless, especially on a brge day.
>> A chilled's happiness is priceless, especially on their birthday.
>> A child's happiness is priceless, especially on a birthday.
>> Absolutely.
>> A child's happiness is priceless, especially on a birthday.
>> A child's happiness is priceless, especially on a birthday.
>> A child's happiness is priceless, especially on a birthday.
>> A child's smile is priceless, especially on a birthday.
>> A child's happiness is priceless, especially on a birthday.
>> A child's happiness is priceless, especially on a birthday.
>> A child's happiness is priceless, he especially on bargee day.
>> A child's happiness is priceless, especially on bargee day.
>> A child's happiness is priceless, especially on a birthday.
You like that?
[Applause]
CONAN: Very nice.
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I want to meet lexy Sheen.
ANDY: Lexy Sheen, yeah.
CONAN: My favorite name.
Lexy Sheen.