1. Mitt Romney's Depressing Commencement Speech

Mitt Romney's Depressing Commencement Speech

It looks like Mitt is finally processing his emotions after losing the election.

Transcript:

CONAN: Mitt Romney gave a college commencement speech this past-week.
Yeah, and I've got to say I watched the speech.
I think losing the election has really gotten to him.
Take a look at this clip.
[APPLAUSE]
MITT ROMNEY: Thank you so much.
Thank you.
Every one of you here today as a graduate, every single one of you, you will look back with regret.
And all of this has led me to a conclusion that you may find somewhat surprising, I don't think God cares.
Thank you.
[APPLAUSE]
CONAN: It's a memorable speech.
ANDY: I like that he kept it short.
CONAN: Yeah.