You haven't lived until you've heard Conan & Andy talk about Cardinal Odilo Scherer like he's an American League Rookie of the Year.
CONAN: And of course at this very moment as we speak the conclave of cardinals is meeting in Rome to elect the next pope of the Roman Catholic pope. Guys, strap in. Because it's time for some pope talk. [APPLAUSE] Let me get this straight. You're not Catholic, Andy? Noep but I'm a hell of a handicapper. If you ask me, it's going to be somebody from south Africa. I like Peter. He's made no bones about wanting the job. CONAN: That's too big a swing right now. They're rebuilding. They want to go back to Italian again. So Angelo Scola of Milan. He's respected! ANDY: Italian? CONAN: The pope retired. They want comfort food. You give the had to Scola, happy Easter! Everybody wins! ANDY: This is the Vatican. They're not going backwards, grandpa. They're looking at mark. He's an insider. He's an outsider. This guy's got hat. CONAN: He gets no respect in his home diocese of Quebec. If you want go to Brazil's oalo. ANDY: Too hip for the Rome, my friend. CONAN: He's a lock to win. I'm sure we have a caller on the line. What's your question? What do you guys think of cardinals leonardo sandri? ANDY: If you want to go for someone from Argentina, look at this guy. CONAN: Don't waste our time! Don't flush me. CONAN: All right, folks. We're going to take a break. Next week, we'll be talking popes live in the hooter's in Torrence, California. The first 50 people get a mug and a beanie! Beanie! Get your beanie!