1. Ron Burgundy Comes Clean On His Dodge Durango Ads

Ron Burgundy Comes Clean On His Dodge Durango Ads

Turns out, if you offer Ron enough money, he'll say whatever you want.

Transcript:

CONAN: I HAVE TO ASK YOU, YOU HAVE DONE 
A LOT OF ADS FOR DODGE DURANGO.
SINCE YOU HAVE DONE THEM SALES 
ARE UP 69%.
RON: PRETTY AMAZING.
WHAT IS SO AMAZING IS THAT IT IS 
A TERRIBLE CAR.
[APPLAUSE] 
CONAN: WHAT ARE YOU TALKING 
ABOUT?
RON: THEY GAVE ME ONE FOR FREE AND 
I DROVE IT FOUR FEET AND IT 
CRACKED IN HALF.
HORRIBLE CRAFTSMANSHIP.
I'M JUST KIDDING.
THEY ARE GREAT CARS.
CONAN: YEAH.
[LAUGHTER]
CONAN: DO YOU REALIZE PEOPLE 
BOUGHT THESE CARS BECAUSE OF 
YOU.
RON: YES, WELL I GOT PAID.
I WAS NOT IN THERE TINKERING 
AROUND WITH THE LUGNUTS.