Zach Woods On Being "A Poster Boy For The Gay Morticians Union"

June 07, 2017

Zach doesn’t mind the rude nicknames the “Silicon Valley” writers give his character Jared, he understands.

TranscriptI LOVE YOUR CHARACTER, JARED, BUT HE GETS -- IT'S ROUGH BECAUSE THE CHARACTER GETS INSULTED A LOT BY THE OTHER CHARACTERS AND THEY WRITE REALLY MEAN INSULTS FOR JARED BUT THEY'RE ABOUT HIS PHYSICAL APPEARANCE AND THAT'S YOU AND I'M WONDERING, DOES IT EVER GET CONFUSING? DO YOU EVER GET YOUR FEELINGS HURT BY WHAT THE OTHER CHARACTERS ARE SAYING ABOUT YOU? ZACH: NO, BECAUSE I GET IT. I'VE SEEN MYSELF. LIKE I GET IT. I DON'T THINK I'M LIKE A HIDEOUS MONSTER. CONAN: YOU'RE A VERY GOOD LOOKING FELLOW. ZACH: I THINK YOU'RE VERY GOOD LOOKING. CONAN: WE'LL TAKE THIS INSIDE. ZACH: I'LL MAKE YOU ANOTHER VIDEO. NO, I WON'T. [APPLAUSE] ZACH: BUT NO, I GET IT. LIKE I'M LONG AND MY FACE BENDS IN STRANGE WAYS AND I REMEMBER LIKE IN THE FIRST -- CONAN: YOUR FACE BENDS IN STRANGE WAYS? ZACH: IT DOES. I DON'T MIND. I'M OK. BUT THE FIRST EPISODE, I THINK THERE WAS AN INSULT OR I SAY, MY UNCLE USED TO SAY I LOOK LIKE A VIRGIN WHO STARVED HIMSELF TO DEATH OR ANOTHER ONE WAS YOU LOOK LIKE THE POSTER BOY FOR THE GAY MORTICIAN'S UNION. [LAUGHTER] ZACH: AND I LOOK AND I'M LIKE, YEAH, CHECKS OUT. CONAN: IT'S ALL FOR A GOOD CAUSE. IT'S ALL FOR A GOOD CAUSE.

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