According to the Basic Cable Band's bassist, Conan is so white cops pull him over to give him Pinkberry gift cards.
The Basic Cable Band's bassist thinks Conan is so white, he makes Ted Cruz look like Tupac
The Basic Cable Band's bassist thinks Conan, the human Altoid, is too white to weigh in on African-American issues.
Our bassist is pretty sure that Conan is the whitest man alive and has no place talking about MLK.
Our bass player is pretty sure Conan doesn't know the first thing about racism. And he's got proof!