Mike Merritt's Inner Thoughts: Donald Trump EditionAccording to the Basic Cable Band's bassist, Conan is so white cops pull him over to give him Pinkberry gift cards.
Mike Merritt's Inner Thoughts: MLK Day EditionThe Basic Cable Band's bassist thinks Conan is so white, he makes Ted Cruz look like Tupac
Mike Merritt's Inner Thoughts: Starbucks Race Together EditionThe Basic Cable Band's bassist thinks Conan, the human Altoid, is too white to weigh in on African-American issues.
Mike Merritt's Inner Thoughts: Martin Luther King Day EditionOur bassist is pretty sure that Conan is the whitest man alive and has no place talking about MLK.
Mike Merritt's Inner Thoughts: Rosa Parks EditionOur bass player is pretty sure Conan doesn't know the first thing about racism. And he's got proof!
Mike Merritt's Inner Thoughts: "Accidental Racist" EditionOur bass player thinks Conan is WAY too white to pontificate about Brad Paisley & LL Cool J.
Mike Merritt's Inner Thoughts: "Django Unchained" EditionMike thinks that Conan might not be the best expert on the black experience in the antebellum South.
Mike Merritt & Deon Cole React To Conan's Obama Victory Speech"Conan is so white, albinos call him cracker."
TNT's "Southland" Gives A "Conan" Shout-OutMike Merritt from the Basic Cable Band was mentioned on "Southland", sort of.
Rehearsal Scraps: Looks GoooodConan and the rest of the show have some fun with the new CONAN catchprase!
Mike Merritt Makes Fun Of Conan's Blackness 05/12/11Bass Player Mike Merritt rips on Conan's blackness... In his own head, of course.