We will gladly donate a trillion dollars to Alec Baldwin's favorite charity if he calls us "Lemon" and then berates us for being poor and not loving Ronald Reagan sufficiently. Or we could just watch "30 Rock" and paste a Polaroid of our face over Tina Fey. That might be cheaper.
Babies are being named after "Game of Thrones" characters? What parents would name a baby after a sword wielding, mythological character?
RT @thecomedybureau: .@teamcoco's Bill Tull gives more budget tips, this time for Easter http://t.co/3JmhWu95M0