We will gladly donate a trillion dollars to Alec Baldwin's favorite charity if he calls us "Lemon" and then berates us for being poor and not loving Ronald Reagan sufficiently. Or we could just watch "30 Rock" and paste a Polaroid of our face over Tina Fey. That might be cheaper.
Two things: Comedy is about being relatable and also, I’m tired of the interns not saluting me.
"List of Partridge Family members in decreasing order of body hair"- @PJCanuck. The #NSA-Intercepted searches are in: http://t.co/QtOSEesiPW