We will gladly donate a trillion dollars to Alec Baldwin's favorite charity if he calls us "Lemon" and then berates us for being poor and not loving Ronald Reagan sufficiently. Or we could just watch "30 Rock" and paste a Polaroid of our face over Tina Fey. That might be cheaper.
An apple a day keeps the doctor away, especially if you shoot the apple out of a T-shirt cannon at the doctor’s face.
RT @WalaAwaysheh: What do you do when you can't sleep? Watch @ConanOBrien @TeamCoco and laugh till everyone in the house wakes up