We will gladly donate a trillion dollars to Alec Baldwin's favorite charity if he calls us "Lemon" and then berates us for being poor and not loving Ronald Reagan sufficiently. Or we could just watch "30 Rock" and paste a Polaroid of our face over Tina Fey. That might be cheaper.
#Scraps: @ConanOBrien is tickled pink when writer Jose Arroyo (@SeethingWithJoy) faceplants during rehearsal. -> http://t.co/Z2ggSXCbd2