Andy's got some competition in Watson, he seems to want to be a talk show announcer! If you haven't heard, there's a new supercomputer that can play Jeopardy! Well, this supercomputer is such a great supercomputer, it wants to try other things too--like announcing talk shows. And it turns out Watson is pretty good--at kissing Conan's ass! Andy doesn't want to let the robot army take over, so he takes matters into his own hands, and by matters, I mean BASEBALL BATS. Poor poor Watson, he doesn't have any arms or legs to defend himself with! That really wasn't an intelligent design move. Maybe Watson 2.0 will have some better defense mechanisms.