Anthony Jeselnik Loves Deadly Shark Attacks Too Much
Thursday, August 8, 2013The last time he celebrated blood in the water, his parents got threats from all the way in New Zealand.
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Anthony Jeselnik Has Too Much Power As The BossAnthony makes a casual request one day and suddenly he finds himself in a fat suit.
Anthony Jeselnik Is Sumner Redstone's MouthpieceThe octogenarian Viacom CEO calls up Anthony and demands he do at least 10 9/11 jokes per show.
Anthony Jeselnik Is Unabashedly Pro-SharkIn fact, he would prefer if people DIDN'T survive shark attacks, that's how much loves sharks.
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