All you need is a pencil, a friend's crotch, and a noisy nose.
Transcript:
Conan: I'm very impressed. You get a lot of big stars to do cameos and play different parts on the show. KEN MARINO: We have been very lucky to be friends with a lot of funny people and who are willing to come and do the show for absolutely nothing. Conan: right. KEN MARINO: So it's been a blessing. Conan: and a lot of these friends are people you've known for a long time. And they're willing to just like -- KEN MARINO: Oh, yeah. Conan: joke around with you and these are people like -- I'm thinking of like Paul Rudd. You guys have been friends for a long time. KEN MARINO: Paul and I. Adam Scott who was on the show. Paul does a cameo on the show. We have little inside jokes that we've done over the course of these. Because it's very hard to come up with an original joke and I feel like I've come up with a joke that is mine. It's a bit. It's not necessarily a joke. But I can show you it. Conan: this is stuff DO YOU with Paul Rudd and Adam Scott? Those guys? KEN MARINO: I'm not going to name drop, Conan, but yes! Conan: OK. KEN MARINO: Yes. Would you like to see it? Conan: not after you yell at me. KEN MARINO: I didn't mean to yell at you. Conan: yes. I want to see this bit you came up with. How does it work? KEN MARINO: It's basically this. It's a very subtle bit. Very high brow. You stand up. Walk over here. And then it could be any object. And then you're just standing next to somebody and you just drop the object. [Laughter] I'll do it again for the people who missed it. Oh, let me get that. [cheers and applause] Conan: stop doing that. It's AWFUL. That's an AWFUL bit. KEN MARINO: DO YOU feel violated? Conan: yeah, I don't know what I feel. KEN MARINO: It's your initiation. Conan: I'm wearing eye lashes. You're down below. It's just a weird -- what a weird freaking night. But I'm loving it.