1. If They Melded: Paula Deen + Tiger Woods Edition

If They Melded: Paula Deen + Tiger Woods Edition

They've both weathered scandals, so it's natural to merge video of the butter queen and the horny golfer.

Transcript:

CONAN: If they melded it is where we take videos of famous people and combine them usually for no reason.
Well, tonight we only have one and it's based on the name of the news.
That's right.
We've melded Paula Deen with Tiger Woods.
>> I've made horrible mistakes along the way.
But I beg you, my children, my team, my fans, my partners, I beg for your forgiveness.
[Cheers and applause]
ANDY: It was sort of Paul Giamatti a bit.
CONAN: Yeah.