1. Puppy Conan Makes A Triumphant Entrance

Puppy Conan Makes A Triumphant Entrance

Puppy Conan welcomes Puppy Ke$ha while Puppy Network Executives look on from their sky box.

Transcript:

CONAN: Every year, every year on Super Bowl Sunday, the animal planet airs the puppy bowl.
Yeah, people love the puppy bowl.
It's an all puppy version of the Super Bowl for people who don't want to watch the real thing.
It's just adorable.
I thought once again we would jump on the puppy bandwagon.
It's so popular, why not do it.
[Applause]
So anyone out there right now watching television, if you don't want to watch this show, which I can't imagine, but if you don't, we have an alternative.
Please enjoy puppy Conan!
[Cheers and Applause]
There we are, a sad replica of our show.
Puppy Conan.
[Laughter]
Puppy Andy, like you said, wandering away during a crucial segment of the show.
They have the show's trombone player, that's right, puppy La Bamba.
There he is.
[Applause]
S that kind of how you wear your horn at times, isn't it, La Bamba, on the side of your shoulder.
Now puppy Conan is ready to welcome his big guest tonight, puppy Ke$ha.
Big guests on the show.
And of course, you can't have an event like this without some puppy businessmen enjoying the show in the executive sky box.
There they are.
[Applause]
Look at them, they're drunk.
ANDY: The little combover.
CONAN: Yeah, the puppy combover.
They're so drunk.
[Laughter]
We have a great show tonight, from the Showtime series "Shameless," William H. Macy is on the show!
[Cheers and Applause]
CONAN: Andy, come on.
We got comedian Harland Williams, he is always fun!
[Cheers and Applause]
CONAN: And vintage trouble with special guest booker T. Jones.
[Cheers and Applause]
A lot more show coming up, be right back.
Jimmy, let's do it!
[Cheers and Applause]