1. Star Wars Episode VII Porn Parody Announcement

Star Wars Episode VII Porn Parody Announcement

Sorry, J.J. Abrams, but you've got nothing on P.P. Rubbins & Screwbacca.

Transcript:

CONAN: I'm sure you've all heard the huge news.
J.J. Abrams will be directing the next chapter of the "Star Wars" saga.
Everybody is excited about that.
That's the perfect guy to do it.
But here is more big news -- this morning they announced who will be directing the next "Star Wars" porn parody.
In fact, here's some footage from the press conference.
Check it out.
>> I promise you this next chapter will honor the tradition of the early "Star Wars" films you grew up spanking to.
With this next "star horse" picture, we're going to be heading into much darker territory.
In fact, you might say we're heading somewhere the sun doesn't shine.
>> I'm afraid.
>> I want the fans to know all their favorite characters will be there, screwbacca, and of course, Obi wanna blow me.
>> Show 'em what you got, boys.
[Applause]
CONAN: That's horrible.
ANDY: Yeah.
Kind of icky.
CONAN: Yeah.
Can't wait to see it.