CONAN Highlight: "The Big Bang Theory" star spent a LOT of time perfecting the sound his hand made on Blossom's butt.
Jim treats a CONAN audience member to a very special souvenir from "The Big Bang Theory."
Melissa was just trying to stay warm but to some people, it looked positively hot.
Only in New York City can you find a screeching nonagenarian completely charming.
He should star in Steven Spielberg's upcoming "The Simon Helberg Story."
His bandmates got all the groupies while Simon was more concerned about the music, man.
Simon got a black belt at age 10, but his rowdy Russian dojo-mates gave him no respect at all.
CONAN Highlight: Johnny is playing the scrappy underdog, Chunk, while Conan plays the loveably deformed Sloth.
Kunal is married to a former beauty queen, but despite that, he's learned the value of a well-placed fib.
When something is just so good it hurts, that's when Kunal busts out his stank face.
Just benched 300 (sat on a bench, watched "300").
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