Dan Cronin
Behind the Nonsense: Fix Conan's MugConan and Andy sit down with Dan Cronin, the writer of many mug-related sketches, to discuss a sketch that is "the definition of 'not for everyone.'"
The Waiter Who Doesn't Write Anything DownConan and Andy's new waiter "Craig" is VERY confident in his ability to memorize.
Return Of Robbie The Stoned CameramanRobbie always comes to work at CONAN high, but it seems like he might not be the only one.
Which CONAN Staffer Came To Work Stoned?There's a crewmember who smoked some wacky tobaccy, and the answer probably won't surprise you.
Presenting Apple's In-House Composer, Jens Mueller.You might recall his tinkling masterpieces from every single Apple introduction video ever.
Oh, Jesus! Vol. 4This very crude 2,000-year-old footage of Jesus' domestic life is perfect for Holy Week. You know, sweeps.
Ancient Judea's Best Sitcom, "Oh Jesus!" ReturnsArchaeologists believe that Christ may have been married...to a real sitcom-style shrew.
Bitcoin's COO Explains What Bitcoin IsBitcoin may be too much for our puny minds to comprehend; luckily the training video explains all.
Jesus Christ's Married Life Revealed In Rare FootageA scrap of ancient papyrus suggests Jesus had a wife, but Conan's got even more convincing proof.
The Creepy Cameramen Class Up Columbus DayColumbus Day isn't usually a romantic holiday, but these guys can turn any day into a sexy celebration.
Apple's Got Much More Than Just A New iPhoneIt seems like Apple might be struggling a little in the innovation department.
New Bose Headphones Make It All BetterAre life's little problems weighing you down? Bose has just the product to soothe your worried mind. Forever.
Netflix CEO Reacts To 42% Stock JumpEven after offering nothing but Helen Hunt movies, Netflix's earnings and subscriptions are up.
Schmecky & Schmecky: The Al Roker BrokersTurn to the good people at Schmecky & Schmecky to get Al to poop on demand.
Samsung Calls BS On Apple's Charges Of CopyingCONAN highlight: Samsung vigorously defends itself against Apple's absurd allegations!
Waiting For The iPhone 5: The Official Apple GuideCupertino knows you're impatient, and has a few ideas for passing the time.
Schmecky & Schmecky: Gay Divorce AttorneysObama came out in favor of gay marriage, so Schmecky & Schmecky are getting ready for the gay divorce goldmine!
Coco Cam: Founding Father Strip PokerWashington, Jefferson, Ben Franklin, and... Abe Lincoln(?) shed their clothes while gambling!
More "Dark Knight Rises" Footage Leaks OutLeaked footage from the set looks a lot different without any CGI.
Schmecky & Schmecky: The National Debt Problem SolversIf you're a nation with national debt problems, fear not! Schmecky and Schmecky can help you!
Gays, Grannies & Grandes Starbucks PromotionTheir heart is in the right place, but Starbucks new "Gays, Grannies and Grandes" promotion is a bit much.
New Anthony Weiner Congressional Ad 06/08/11Contrary to popular perception, Weinergate is actually helping create jobs!
Osama Bin Laden Was A Terrible Roommate 05/09/11Osama Bin Laden was not only a lazy roommate, he was selfish too!