Fake Commercials
Andy’s Lectern: Sponsored By GoldWinner™ 10-In-1 Sport Gel For MenAndy endorses a revolutionary new men’s grooming product that's a shampoo, a body wash, AND a sex lubricant. It’s also highly flammable.
Meet Your Fitness Goals With FatBatCONAN Highlight: Not seeing the results you want with Fitbit? Let Andy Richter tell you about his new fear-based fitness product.
Irish Spring’s Social Issue AdA lot of brands have started addressing social issues in their ads, but Conan’s not sure Irish Spring is doing it right…
Introducing: Del Taco Del FlushoThe Del Taco Del Flusho is just the first step in one's journey to a higher plane of perception and burrito consumption.
Lockheed Martin Has A New SpokesmanPresident Trump gave the fighter jet makers a shoutout in his speech to Congress, and now the company is taking advantage of the free publicity.
Build A Boyfriend For The Holidays With DIY BFThe holidays can seem hollow without someone special by your side.
Block Out Trump With "She Won" A-Day VitaminsCONAN Highlight: Does Hillary's loss have you down in the dumps? Live in blissful denial of President Trump with a simply daily vitamin.
Apple's New AirPods AdCONAN Highlight: The iPhone 7 is ditching the headphone jack, but Apple's pretty sure their new wireless AirPods are sure to be a hit.
Call HOT TALK For Sexxxy Times1-900-Hot-XXX is your gateway to unspeakable pleasures and incurable medical problems.
Assemble Your IKEA Baby TodayOne in ten Europeans were conceived in IKEA beds, so the Swedish shop decided to address it.
Trump's New Ad Is Just For Black VotersCONAN Highlight: Donald has a 95% disapproval rate among African Americans, so he's reaching out by giving cabinet jobs to Bell, Biv AND DeVoe.
Comic-Con® Bathroom BuddiesAre you in an endless line at Comic-Con® when and feel the call of nature? With Comic-Con® Bathroom Buddies, you can pee with ease of mind.
Introducing Civil DisobediPantsAre you a Congressperson engaging in a historic sit-in to effect change but tired of getting up to pee? Try Civil DisobediPants!
Introducing Guiding HandsCONAN Highlight: You can look at your phone or you can look at where you're going, but you can't do both. Until Guiding Hands.
Bob Odenkirk's Commercial For Geebles' Wet Pea ComestiblesCONAN Highlight: The only thing funnier than Bob shilling for pea slurry are the outtakes from Bob shilling for pea slurry.
Introducing Smile BuddyNeed to mask your crushing disappointment and/or seething rage with a happy face? Try Smile Buddy!
Forget Dating Apps, Try EternaKittyFace it, ladies—you'll never meet Mr. Right, so why not settle for a cat that will live as long as you?
The Grossest Super Bowl AdIt starts off as yet another heartwarming commercial from the Big Game, but then it takes a turn for the grody.
Introducing SpendKings.com!It's the hot new website that helps you spend your money...to the extreme!
Colin Farrell's New "True Detective" Car AdWhile Matthew McConaughey landed a Lincoln ad campaign, Colin's auto ad isn't quite as ritzy.
Nick Offerman’s Genuine VoiceCONAN Highlight: Need an iconically sultry voiceover for your next TV ad? Nick has the perfect solution!
SeaWorld's New TV AdIn its first ad campaign since the documentary "Blackfish", SeaWorld wants you to know it's still a cool place for orcas.
Introducing Power Dome Synthetic ScalpIt's the quickest, easiest way to become a confident bald man, without actually going bald.
Introducing Apple PocketwatchCONAN Highlight: Knowing their new watch might be too pricey for some, Apple is launching a budget-friendly alternative.
ChilEase: The Easiest Way To Get Chili’s!Want some of your favorite casual dining food, but don't actually want to go there? Try ChilEase and relax!
The Super Bowl's Most Depressing CommercialCONAN Highlight: If you thought the Nationwide ad was a downer, just wait til you see what THIS sponsor has for you.
Budweiser's Super Bowl Ad Isn't So CuteThe King of Beers brought back its adorable lost puppy, but things didn't end so well this time.
Hyundai's Gas Mileage Is Unbelievable!With ads like this one for the Hyundai Santa Fe, it's surprising the carmaker didn't land in hot water sooner.
The NFL Addresses Its Crime ProblemAfter a rash of violent crimes in its ranks, the NFL is turning dangerous criminals into highly productive ones.
Blake Shelton's Pizza Hut Ad Was Just The BeginningThe country star's pizza GIF has been followed up with lots more finger-poking goodness.
Matthew McConaughey's New Lincoln AdMatthew is a very serious actor now, but is he the right fit to represent Lincoln's new luxury SUV?
Andy Richter's Dreamtime AbdominalizatorAndy's new home fitness machine utilizes the power of night terrors to tone and tighten your midsection.
Pruno Creek Gourmet Prison WineCONAN Highlight: Made from the finest fruit cocktail and fermented in oak-lined toilets, it's the very best in penitentiary refreshment!
Andy Richter Presents Achey All-StarsAndy's new business is the very first modeling studio for seniors who want to be in pain medication ads.
Racist Caribbean Cruise LinesEscape to international waters to truly let your bigoted flag fly. It's never felt so right to be white!
Joe Biden's First Presidential CommercialIt's a political ad that's just as clear and succinct as ol' Joe himself.
Richard Sherman's Rant Makes A Good AdWho would've thought that Richard's angry tirade would be perfect for promoting a line of body care products?
Conan's Japanese Jim Beam AdNow that Suntory owns the most American of whiskies, Conan is game to be their spokesman.
Introducing Check-Correct Memory Enhancement SystemTired of accidentally writing the wrong year on your checks? Check-Correct gets to the root of the problem!
Rent-An-A-HoleFinally - you can always be sure there's a Holiday Party guest who's an even more obnoxious drunk than you!
Aziz Ansari's Saris Make A Great Holiday GiftAziz's line of traditional Indian wear is perfect for getting Aziz's face plastered on your body.
Smoke City, Your Smoke Superstore!Want smoke without having to smoke? At Smoke City, they smoke 300 cigarettes and pass the savings on to you.
Introducing Gay-Friendly Pasta Toleranza di NapoliCONAN Highlight: Forget homophobic Barilla; this pasta company doesn't judge if you like your noodles straight or otherwise.
BarrelFlex: Get Fit The "Breaking Bad" WayIt's the workout sensation that's sweeping the meth-ravaged wastelands of the Southwest.
Songs To Sing To CatsCONAN Highlight: Combat the scourge of cat song writer's block with ditties like "Hey You Fuzzy Guy."
ADT Toilet Security System Protects Your CommodeSecure your bowl by utilizing ADT's three-prong protection, including the high-tech ass-print identification system.
ConservoTax: The New Tax Software For RepublicansThe next time you feel the socialist eyes of the IRS boring into the back of your skull, relax, you’ve got ConservoTax.
Sand Land: Your Go-To Sand SuperstoreIt's the shop that sells only sand. ONLY SAND AND NOTHING ELSE.