Mascots
Kool-Aid Man With The Flu & More NCAA Mascots That Shouldn't DunkDoesn’t look like the Kool-Aid Man will be crashing through any walls anytime soon.
NCAA Mascots That Shouldn’t Dunk: Crying Michael Jordan Meme EditionCONAN Highlight: Michael Jordan would cry IRL if he saw these mascots in action.
The Glass Menagerie & Other NCAA Mascots That Shouldn’t DunkWhich college has the misfortune to have The Glass Menagerie as their fighting mascot?
Shaq With A Shrunken Head & Other NBA Mascots That Should Never DunkSomehow, Shaquille O’Neal with a Shrunken Head doesn't make for a terrific slam dunk artist.
Overweight Genie Stuck In A Lamp & More NCAA Mascots That Shouldn’t DunkThe Overweight Genie Who Got Stuck In The Lamp might not be the NCAA's most functional mascot.
NBA Mascots That Shouldn't Dunk: Holiday EditionThe Human Menorah might be seasonally appropriate, but doesn't really work for dunking.
NBA Mascots That Should Never Dunk 10/28/14Who would've thought that Batman in a Hamburger Helper costume would be a lousy athlete?
NBA Mascots That Should Never Dunk 06/12/14Jabba the Hutt in Spanx makes a better intergalactic gangster than a b-ball dunker.
Texas-Sized NCAA Mascots That Shouldn't DunkJust in time for the Final Four, experience the glory of the "Austin Hipster Gored By A Bull" mascot trying to sink a basket.
NBA Mascots That Should Never Dunk 12/17/13We've got no idea what team has a Nun Being Eaten By A Giant Snake as a mascot, but it's here.
NBA Mascots That Should Never Dunk 05/22/13We're not sure what team these crappy mascots represent, but they can't be any good.
Charles Barkley & Dick Vitale Announce Weird Dunking MascotsThe two legendary sports broadcasters join forces for the first time, and a love fest it ain't.
NCAA Mascots That Should Never Dunk 01/10/13The NCAA season is in full swing, but you probably won't be seeing these mascots in any halftime shows.
NCAA Mascots That Should Never Dunk 03/29/12These NCAA mascots have no business dunking. What schools do they represent anyways?!
The Benihana Chef & Other Mascots Who Should Never DunkYou've never seen Teddy Roosevelt like this before and that's probably for the best.
Fan Correction: Wrong Number Of Mascots! 12/05/11One fan thinks Conan made a mistake counting his fake mascots. He didn't.